I'm a Poet and I Faux It

Until today I’ve never written a poem without it being a requirement of one educational institution or another, but a while ago (Tuesday) I had an idea for one and decided to finally write it for my second post of the week. I’ve also included a secret dot to dot puzzle for some extra fun. I’ll buy dinner for anyone that can complete the puzzle and send the correct result to g@macdermog.com (surprisingly, that’s not a joke)