Thanks pal!

But you’re

not done yet…

You should have an email, but maybe not yet. It's been sent, at least. It could be in your spam folder, or it could take a while so maybe have a cup of tea while you're waiting.

Realistically this is probably an unnecessary step, and might lead to you, quite understandably, deciding you don't want to sign up after all, but I feel like it gives this whole process an air of professionalism and knowing what I'm doing with any information you give me. Which, let's be honest, the whole fuckin thing is just smoke and mirrors, right?

Anyway, click the link in the email to confirm you want to receive whatever nonsense I feel like sending you.